I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
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