butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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