My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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