sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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