thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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