p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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