We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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