Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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