omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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