im drinking this country out of the recession.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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