When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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