It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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