you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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