Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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