Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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