just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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