did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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