I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize