Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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