actually, I'm a sock model
Me too!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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