The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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