Yo dont text me then not text me
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
50% drunk capacity currently
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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