Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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