4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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