But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do vagina's smell?
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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