I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
You need a sexual gate keeper
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
