Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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