This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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