: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
