I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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