If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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