Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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