i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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