M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
we made out on top of his cat.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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