Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
