Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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