Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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