The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
It's blow job season.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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