Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I just cut my nipple shaving
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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