Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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