you win again, gameday.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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