waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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