I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Randomize
