Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
