I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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