ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
