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It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'

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we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom

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(614): View more from Ohio

I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.

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