I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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