It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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