also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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