Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
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